Happy Holidays, EWC Fam!
It’s Christmas Week, and whether you celebrate the holiday or not, let this Jewish blog writer be the first to tell you that you don’t necessarily need to celebrate Christmas to still enjoy really good cannabis this week. I tend to think it’s still a special week no matter your beliefs: we all get to witness the holiday cheer of others, not to mention that the days will begin to get longer after tomorrow (Winter Solstice)! So whatever you’re celebrating this week, Elemental has the frosty flowers on deck to make it one to remember. Let’s take a look:
Fig Farms’ Cookie Kush: With nuggets perfectly mirroring the shape of Christmas trees, and a dense layer of trichomes coating its exterior to boot, there’s no way Fig Farms’ Cookie Kush (29.87% THC) was getting left off this list. Crossing Animal Cookies x Kush Mints, it’s not a surprise that CK impresses in the THC category, tossing in a profound cerebral buzz and full-body relaxation for a true hybrid experience. Recommended for weekend or evening use – $60/eighth, WSL.
King’s Garden’s First Class Funk: Did you know when Notorious B.I.G. posits “I live for the funk, I’ll die for the funk” in his 1994 hit ‘Machine Gun Funk,’ that he’s really referring to his commitment to the King’s Garden’s strain, First Class Funk (32.22% THC)? Actually, yes, I completely fabricated that, but Biggie was indeed confirmed to be a major fan of quality cannabis, leading us to believe he would’ve been seriously inclined to enjoy FCF. Mashing GMO x Jet Fuel, this indica-dominant hybrid certainly lives up to its name offering a skunky, fuel-like aroma true to its parent strains. Advised for Christmas Eve night to have you waking up Christmas morning in a first-class mood. $40/eighth, WSL.
Lit House’s Dark DoSi: Keep it Lit this Christmas with a strain that has been bringing smiles to the faces of Elemental visitors for many years now in Lit House’s tried-and-true Dark DoSi (29% THC). DoSi offers smaller, dense nuggets with a deep purple hue throughout its body and rich orange hairs intertwined throughout its structure, creating an aesthetic that’s sure to catch the eye. It’ll catch your nose too (Is that a saying? No? Oh well.) upon cracking the jar, releasing its sweet-with-a-hint-of-funk flavor that translates superbly to smoke. This indica-dominant strain is a bit more manageable with its THC content, leading us to recommend it for before-bedtime use. $60/eighth, WSL.
Maven Genetics’ Sherb Mints: One provider that certainly made a splash on the flower menu in 2021 is Maven Genetics, whose top-shelf flower has been a fan favorite since its arrival earlier in the year. MG’s Sherb Mints offering (34.72% THC) is certainly no exception, providing a powerhouse hybrid that’ll surely rouse our cannabis connoisseurs this Christmas. Parent strains Sunset Sherbet x Kush Mints create a rich, complex terpene profile offering notes of earthiness, funk, and of course mint emanating from stout, trichome-laden buds. We advise saving Sherb Mints for evening use – let the THC run its course a bit before laying your head down for bedtime. $55/eighth, WSL.
Up North’s Durban Poison: A big tester, weighing in at an astounding 36.05% THC, Durban Poison provides palpable psychoactivity and its heralded super-sativa-like effects for a Christmas canna-sperience you won’t soon forget. Boasting chunky, finger-like nuggets with its classic sweet, piney aroma, DP truly impresses on every measurable level. We recommend DP for morning weekend use: no lethargy, but it’s extreme THC content may make performing work-related tasks a tad more difficult. $55/eighth, WSL.
So don’t fret! EWC has the frosty flowers fit for your Christmas week on deck. Ask your consultant to check out these, and other, standout strains on your next visit.
Hope to see you soon!
